#1- They say milk does the body good, but dang  baby, How much have you been drinking?

#2 - Your name must be Campbell 'cause your looking Mmmm!  Mmmm! good.

#3 - Baby you remind me of a  "moving violation"  because you've got " fine" written all around those curves.

#4 - My names not Fred Flintstone or Barney Rubble, but baby I can make your  bed rock... Bamm!..Bamm!..                                   

#5 - Do you have a map? Because I am so lost in your eyes.                                                                        

#6 - Are you Jamaican? Because  ja -make-n-me crazy!

#7 - You must be from Tennessee. cause your the only TEN - I -SEE.                                                  

#8 - Do you know karate? Because baby... your body is kickn'.                                                                

#9 - What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

#10 - Excuse me!  But you should not be standing there. Cause your so " HOT " your makin' all the ice cream melt.

# 11 - I seem to have lost my new phone number. Could I have yours ?

#12 - If you held "eleven roses" in your arms and looked into the mirror. You would see " twelve" of the most beautiful things in this world.

 Poor taste ?    May be ... But all in good fun : )