That's me
I am a very modest man. I have had a life full of the most fascinating experiences (e.g., wrestling a chimpanzee in Olangapo, Philippines, at the invitation of several scruffy-looking gentlemen who told me that I would win $200 and that the chimpanzee had been taught to take a dive), but to continue on and on and on about me would violate, per force, at least one of the seven cardinal sins. Suffice to say that I am complicated, psycologically tormented, but, I hope, a pleasure to do business with, the aforementioned notwithstanding. Thank you for your time. Please accept my apologies.
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