According to the New England Journal of Medicine and the American Society of Interior Design , a Mod Life Crisis, is that point in a person's life when they realize over 50 Brown Naugahydes died to decorate their domincile, there is a cable spool as a coffee table and thier Lazy Boy recliner is Plaid.
Although a myriad of ointments and therapies have been used over the past few decades, social scientists are in agreement that the only permanent cure is a total facelift which requires paint chips, swatches of fabric and extremely cool and whimiscal items. Once this process begins, the client immediately sees a rapid decrease in Dizziness, headaches, gastro-intestinal problems and finds people like to visit and socialize.
This new lease on life extends into every area of their lives. Adding that vivid splash of Orange and being surrounded by joyful, happy purchases, reports of weight loss, thicker luxurious hair, and incessant smiling are common place. Sexual drive is increased. Relationships improve and children become honor students.
Many people not knowing they are having a Mod Life Crisis suffer needlessly as it it often goes undetected.
I try in my own small way to provide the necessary items to help you journey the path to joyful nirvana.
I used Fedex Ground to get you there.
I also try to make each experience a truly happy one and will do almost anything to make sure you are pleased as punch when that bundle of joy arrives.
I love what I do and I love the people I have met along the way doing it.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS SIT ON PLAID FURNITURE!
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