Found in the heartland jungles of Southern Peru, Dan was nurtured and raised by a pack of loving chinchillas. At the tender age of thirteen Dan began his training as a championship kickboxer under the expertise of one of Brazil finest flightless fightershe awe inspiring Ostrich.

Regardless of obvious origin issues of the trainer, the two soon bonded to what was one of the strongest friendships a man and a bird could hope for. As Dan turned fifteen his training was relatively complete. Dan soon ate the bird and grew strong, and used his strength to swim over to the Americas. He was in search of a greater life which was found in the luxury of eBay.

After the years have passed, he lost his desire to kickbox and developed just a yearning to box and ship. This yearning soon grew into an addiction and over the years it was apparent that eBay was winning the struggle the young warrior was now faced with. Finally, with the aid of loved ones Dan sought help for his problem, and was entered into a eBay rehab clinic, where it was learned that auctioning off oneself does not lead to true happiness. It was with this lesson that Dan began using the uy It Nowoption and quickly turned to eBay run half.com. This is currently where many restless hours occupy Dan time, aspiring for the ultimate achievement, a red shooting star.