Permacrisis welcomes Little David!

First word: "Ball"

You know you are a web seller when:

1. You always have a 4-inch roll of clear packing tape hanging off your stickshift.

2. Your hardwood floors are in mint condition- protected by a 3-inch messy layer of packing materials! 

3. You can fit the whole Gettysburg Address into a feedback field via judicious abbreviation. 

4. You have a way fat stack of USPS Delivery Confirmation labels- and what's worse, you have the first 16 digits memorized.

5. You turn padded envelopes inside out and use 'em again.

6. You recharge dead magic markers with rubbing alcohol to get 'em to write on just One Last Box. (yeah, right)

7. You have your very own Fedex account number.

8. You once built a wooden crate to ship something.

9. People bring you things that they were unable to sell . You list them. They sell.

10. When you die, you're gonna hate to miss the auction.