AS IS = Broken, I do not give refunds so don't even think of contacting me after it arrives.
ADORABLE = Ugly.
ACTUAL SHIPPING CHARGES = A profit center and has nothing to do with actual cost to ship. You should have asked for amount before bidding. See S&H.
ALL SALES FINAL = A damaged or fake item.
AUTHENTIC = This is a real replica. 500% real!
BEAUTIFUL = Ugly in a scary way.
BIN = Buy It Now... payment by worthless check received 6 weeks after the auction ends.
BNIB = Brand New In Box... only used once.
BONUS = Something extra... a real bad feeling you get when you see what you bought.
BRAND NEW = 1. Kinda new.
BRAND NEW = 2. A brand that I have never heard of.
BRAND NEW = 3. A new counterfeit copy.
BRILLIANT SHINE = What I just gave it with my buffer (to make it near mint).
BUA = Butt-Ugly Auction.
BUTT-UGLY = Suddenly a hot marketing term. People SEARCH for items using this term or BUA.
CARTIER SUNGLASSS = FAKE.
CHANEL = see AUTHENTIC, GENUINE or NOT FAKE.
CHEAP! = In more ways other than price.
CIVIL WAR = Made in India last week. (India is having a civil war...right?).
CLEAN PER EBAY = I wore these panties on a 10 mile bike ride.
COA = Certificate of Authenticity... yep it authentic, I signed the item and typed the certificate and authenticated it all by myself.
COACH HANDBAG = see AUTHENTIC, GENUINE or NOT FAKE.
COLLECTIBLE = I have WAY too many of these.
COLORFUL = Unknown stains.
COMBINED SHIPPING = If you are the high bidder on more than one of my auctions I will total up all the individual shipping charges for you. A discount on S&H is implied but NOT actually offered.
CONTEMPORARY = Got it at a 99 cents store. Email me if you want more than one.
CUSTOM = So ugly there's only one in the world.
CUTE = Crap.
D&G = Fake Dolce & Gabbana handbag, I never said if it was real or not.
DESIGNER = see AUTHENTIC, GENUINE or NOT FAKE.
DESIGNER INSPIRED = Fake Designer Item.
DIRTY = Dirt hiding a crack.
DISPLAYS WELL = 3 sides are damaged.
DIY = Do It Yourself.... or Delivered Item Yesterday.
DON'T MISS THIS ONE! = I'm really tired of listing this, somebody buy it!
DOONEY & BOURKE = see AUTHENTIC, GENUINE or NOT FAKE.
DUTCH AUCTION = $10,000 hammers for beating dead horses.
BONUS = Something extra... a real bad feeling you get when you see what you bought.
ELEGANT = Old and worthless.
EUC = Pronounced "eeyuck". (thanks candancie)
EUC = Excellent Used Condition. Smells of dirty diaper, covered with dog hair and not stained too bad.
EUC = Extreme Used Condition. I have no idea why anyone would bid on this.
FACTORY ORIGINAL = It originally came from a factory.
FABULOUS = Absolutely stinks of smoke.
FANTASTIC = Unbelievably ugly.
FAUX = Exquisite fake.
FENDI = see AUTHENTIC, GENUINE or NOT FAKE.
FINE = Paint covers flaws, parts taped in place.
FLAWLESS = Less flaws.
FREE SHIPPING = Once you pay for this information or item, I will never send it.
FROM A NON SMOKING HOME = Covered with cat hair.
GBP = Great Big Pennies... English money.
GENTLY USED = It's on it's last legs.
GENUINE = It is 100% real imitation, not a fake one.
GOOD CONDITION = The dents hid the scratches.
GORGEOUS = Really ugly.
GREAT CONDITION = The scratches hid the dents.
GREAT CONDITION FOR SOMETHING THIS OLD = (see PRIMITIVE).
GUCCI = see AUTHENTIC, GENUINE or NOT FAKE.
HANDBAG = FAKE.
HCTS = Here Comes The Stork... baby items with stork stains.
HTF = Hard to Find ... Will be lost in mail after you pay for it.
VHTF = Very Hard to Find. It will never be sent after you pay for it.
HOT = 1. Stolen... maybe I'll send it to you, maybe I won't.
HOT = 2. From a smoker's home complete with cigarette burns.
I WAS TOLD THAT THIS IS... = No one bought this when I said what it REALLY was.
IS AS = Item IS AS Pictured and is sold AS IS. Not responsible for compatibility issues or support of this item. All Sales Are Final. NO REFUNDS!
JUICY COUTURE = see AUTHENTIC, GENUINE or NOT FAKE.
L@@K = This item it has no good qualities that would otherwise make you want to check it out.
I'M Leaving EBAY! = You will never receive this useless CD after you pay for it.
KATE SPADE = see TOTALLY AUTHENTIC
KOOL-AID HAPPY FACE PITCHER = Fake. "Have you ever seen how much one of those goes for. The only reason we ever made one is because I wanted one and could not afford it. Now I'm selling my own homemade copies. I never said they were authentic or even real. The problem is I am upset that someone else has stolen my idea, copied my text & title and competing against me on eBay. What can I do to stop them?"
LE = Limited Edition... This is my last one, so it must be limited.
LIKE NEW = 1. It's got a couple of pretty deep scratches but I've still got the box.
LIKE NEW = 2. I would "LIKE" to think it is "NEW"... but I know it's not.
LIKE NEW = 3. Used and has a few stains.
LOVELY = Tacky, like a Day Glow black velvet painting of Elvis playing poker with dogs...
LV = Louis Vuitton, also see AUTHENTIC, GENUINE or NOT FAKE.
LV = FAKE.
LOUIS VUITTON = 1. Counterfeit Louis Vuitton.
LOUIS VUITTON = 2. Real or fake, you will never receive this item after paying by money order.
LOUIE VITOON = Counterfeit Louis Vuitton and I am quick to leave negs.
MATURE AUDIENCES = eBay's Smutt Shack.
MIB = 1. Mint In Box, but just a little broken.
MIB = 2. Mint In Box: A candy characterized by the presence of mint flavoring, whether it be peppermint oil, spearmint oil, wintergreen, or another natural or artificial source -- placed inside a six sided receptacle.
MIB = 3. Mashed In Box.
MINT = 1. A green color, but it also might be mold.
MINT = 2. Made In USA.
MINT = 3. Meticulously cleaned.
99% MINT = Meticulously cleaned and almost not broken too much.
NEAR MINT = 1. Cleaned even harder and it broke and is a part is now missing.
NEAR MINT = 2. A smell from being stored next to candy canes.
MINTY = Cleaned with tooth paste.
MODERN = From the late 1980's to mid 90's.
MONT BLANC = see AUTHENTIC, GENUINE or NOT FAKE.
MUST HAVE! = Must have it out of my house.
MUST C = Lord knows the description won't pull you in without this added.
NEAT = Could use a good cleaning.
NEVER USED CONDITION = Not new.
NEW-NEVER WORN = I got it at a second-hand store, but "I" never wore it.
NEW = 1. Used only a few times.
NEW = 2. I just got it, so it is "new" to me.
NEW = 3. It is not too old to be called old.
NEW = 4. I have had this for years and can not remember the last time I used it.
NEW WEDDING GOWN = Only used it for ONE wedding, reception, and after party. It has a few stains the same color as the dress. (oops)
NIB = 1. New In Box. Used and not the original box.
NIB = 2. Now Its Broken.
NIB = 3. Nothing In Box.
NICE = I'm keeping the good one, and getting rid of this piece of junk.
SUPER NICE = I should be whipped for putting this junk up for bids.
NIKE = FAKE.
NO MOLD OR MILDEW = Not sure what the stains and smell are from.
NO REFUNDS = You are lucky if I send you anything. I will neg you if you complain.
NOS = Nasty Old Stuff.
NOT FAKE = 200% Not real... FAKE.
NOT SURE IF IT WORKS = I know for a fact that IT does NOT work. See "AS IS".
NPB = No Paying Basterd! (thanks to geekaw).
NR = 1. No Reserve. I used a large starting bid and ACTUAL SHIPPING CHARGES.
NR = 2. Needs Restoration.
NR = 3. No Returns. This is junk and I don't want it back.
NR = 4. Not Recommended.
NR = 5. Not Running.
NR = 6. Not Reliable.
NR = 7. Not Real (fake).
NRFB = 1. No Reciprocal FeedBack.
NRFB = 2. No Refunds For Bidders.
NRFB = 3. Newly ReFurBished.
NRFB = 4. Never Removed From Box. Except for when the kids and the dog were playing with it.
NWOT = 1. New With Out Tags. Not really NEW but I will have a NEW eBay ID by the time you get this.
NWOT = 2. New With Original Tags. This is my first lising and I'm not sure if I am doing it right.
NWOT = 3. New Worn Only Twice. (bored_supervisor)
NWT = 1. New With tags.
NWT = 2. New Without tags.
NWT = 3. Not with tags. Why are tags even important?
NWT = 4. I put the new tags on it myself! :)
NWT = 5. Nobody Wants This, - (festering_negs)
OLD = Useless.
VERY OLD = Very useless.
OOAK = ONE OF A KIND 1. I have no idea what this is.
OOAK = ONE OF A KIND 2. Was part of a set but I sold the other one.
OP = 1. Over priced.
OP = 2. Opened Package.
OOP = Out of print, I couldn't find it in the bookstore at the mall.
ORIGINAL CONDITION = Not falling apart too much.
ORIGINAL COPY = It has never been officially released. This is copy of the original I made.
PATINA = Rust or mint like mold.
WONDERFUL PATINA = Deep rust with pits.
PERFECT = I have no idea what this is supposed to look like.
PINK PANTS = With skid marks - No refunds!
PRADA = see AUTHENTIC, GENUINE or NOT FAKE.
PRICELESS = Worthless.
PRETTY = Extra butt-ugly.
PRE OWNED = Broken.
PRIMITIVE = Unrecognizable.
PRISTINE = I WILL KEEP YOUR PAYMENT & ITEM AND NEG YOU!
RALPH LAUREN = see AUTHENTIC, GENUINE or NOT FAKE.
RARE = Not able to be found at WalMart or Sears.
VERY RARE = Still available in mail order catalogues.
RECIPROCAL FEEDBACK = You leave feedback first. If you bug me for feedback, I will neg you!
RECONDITIONED = Defective and returned to the factory. I bought it cheap and am now selling it "AS IS".
REFURBISHED = Broken and used.
REMOVED FROM A WORKING ENVIRONMENT = It stopped working.
RETIRED = Broken and old.
RETRO = I was born in 1990, and my older sister had one of these.
RISQUE = Hardcore porn.
ROLEX = see AUTHENTIC, GENUINE or NOT FAKE.
You lick it and it stops ticking and gives your wrist gangrene.
ROLLX = You are able to afford five, one for each limb.
ROLX = A GENUINE FAKE ROLEX.
S&H = Someone must pay for my time, fees, gas, internet and Starbucks coffee.
SCARCE = Only found on eBay. Email me if you want more than one.
SIB = Soiled In Box.
SNAD = Significantly Not As Described.
SPECTACULAR = I really need to unload this obvious piece of crap.
SPORTS BIDDER = I like to get drunk and place bids on eBay.
STARTS AT 1 CENT!! = S&H is $42. No combined shipping, insurance is extra and I am very quick to neg.
STUNNING = Ouch! You will feel like you were hit by a stun gun when you get this.
SHABBY CHIC = 1. I found this in the trash... oh yeah, I threw it away once.
SHABBY CHIC = 2. pre-Salvation Army in a post-Martha Stewart world.
SHELF PIECE = This is damaged beyond repair.
STRESS/AGE CRACK = Accidently knocked it off the table and stepped on it while I was taking photos.
TOTALLY AUTHENTIC = "I had a Kate Spade purse for sale. I had 4 people immediately questioning me if it was real, which I said truthfully that it was because I purchased from a sale held by rich cheerleaders - it had no indication of being fake and the other things near it appeared real - and then for absolutely no reason, it was pulled by ebay."
TIFFANY & CO = see AUTHENTIC, GENUINE or NOT FAKE.
TIFANNY = Counterfit, see TIFFANY.
TIFANY = Counterfit, see TIFFANY.
UNBELIEVABLE = In the bad sense.
UNIQUE = Put together from parts last night.
UNUSED = I did not use it. It was broken before I got it.
USED = Broken, but most of the parts are there.
UNUSED BOOK = Read once and highlighted all the boring parts with a black marker.
USED BOOK = Used as a door stop at the cabin for years.
UNUSUAL = Well, I've never seen one before.
VERSACE = see AUTHENTIC, GENUINE or NOT FAKE.
VF = Very Fine. Very fine that I get rid of a coin I found in my pocket because I would be embarrassed to spend it because its so ugly. (tucat111)
VINTAGE = 1. I was born in 1990, and it looks so totally way old to me.
VINTAGE = 2. It has wine colored stains.
VINTAGE = 3. The year it was made. IE: Vintage 2007 = Made in 2007
VINTAGE = 4. Made In USA.
VUITTON = Counterfeit Louis Vuitton.
WONDERFUL = You'll WONDER where the rest of it is.
WOW = I'm desperate.
WOW!!!!!! = I'm really desperate.
YMMV = Your Mileage May Vary - because I am totally not telling the truth.
100 to 500% AUTHENTIC = 100 to 500% Fake.
About Me: I am a nice lady with a tattooed ring of
"Barrel of Monkeys" monkeys around my left arm.
