APRIL WINCHELL

Would She Lie To You? Now You Can Buy Crap Donated for My Charity Auctions! Buy Crap and Give a Crap! A portion of every dime you throw at me for these trinkets will go to Project Angel Food, a wonderful organization in Los Angeles dedicated to feeding homebound people living with AIDS. So Where Do You Get This Crap? I can't tell you. I have some very mysterious friends in the entertainment industry who supply us with all kinds of things. These friends give me stuff you can't get anywhere else: autographed scripts, promotional items, special gifts and commemorative items made for the casts and crews of movies and television shows, posters, programs and anything else that's cluttering up their offices. They just pack it up and send it over, and I slap it up on eBay for your impulse-buying pleasure. But that's not all! Every week, I get tons of garbage I could never sell; bad CDs, stupid promotional items, pins, books, you name it. Before long, my world is as clogged as Michael Jackson's nasal cavity. That's when I throw it all in a bag and sell it as my famous SACK OF CRAP/b>. I can't promise what you'll get, but I can promise you this: it'll be crap!! Oh, One More Thing Visit my website for some high quality comedy materials, absolutely free. Then you can send it to everyone you know, and pretend you wrote it! That's what I do. Favorite Links The April Winchell Web Site PureWaterPlanet (Because everyone needs to drink pure water - and a portion of every sale goes to Project Angel Food!) American Song Poem Archives The Butt Page FARK! File Pile From Blue Ball to Intercourse in 25 minutes!

To protect bidder privacy, when the price or highest bid on an item reaches or exceeds a certain level, User IDs will be displayed as anonymous names. For auction items, a bold price means at least one bid has been received. Note: Anonymous names may appear more than once and may represent different bidders. CRAP FOR SALE Item Start End Price Title High Bidder/Status Go see all current items for sale by this member. User:nfrnz( 79)  Date:Jan-20-03 04:13:02 PST Praise: Hilarious presskit! Used as a gift and recipient loved it! Great! User:nfrnz( 79)  Date:Jan-20-03 04:13:02 PST Praise: Great presskit! Fast delivery and excellent quality! User:10086sb( 150)  Date:Jan-12-03 23:59:11 PST Praise: Great item, fast shipping to UK. A++ seller and worth while cause. many thanks User:2keva( 92) Not a registered user  Date:Jan-10-03 10:36:34 PST Praise: Thanks a lot, I loved everything that I bought, and the delivery was fast! A++++ User:2keva( 92) Not a registered user  Date:Jan-10-03 10:36:34 PST Praise: Great items, super fast delivery!! A+++++ User:timacarter( 2573)  Date:Jan-02-03 00:17:03 PST Praise: As Always, A Quick And Pleasant Transaction! User:spodieman( 301)  Date:Dec-22-02 08:33:18 PST Praise: I like Pringles, rope, rectangles, alacrity and hair... but I LOVE April!!!!!!!! User:britspts728s( 356)  Date:Dec-13-02 16:46:32 PST Praise: what a collection of stuff, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA++++++++++++++++++++ User:zeke-3rd.shift.rules!( 853)  Date:Dec-06-02 18:56:47 PST Praise: Many thanks for a good auction. GO ATLANTA FALCONS! GO OHIO STATE BUCKEYES! User:stltrippin( 294)  Date:Nov-26-02 14:01:38 PST Praise: Fast shipment, Item exactly as described. Thanks! A+++ To see all feedback for this member, go to the Member Profile page.

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