Me telling my little brother, hubbles!, about a big stump I knocked over

Greets, Greets and Hellos!

My name is beebles!, and I am a 1-year-old Pongo abelii

All cards sold in my shop are at least VF/NM condition unless otherwise specified in the main compartment of the listing. As I buy and sell mostly new expansions of Magic: The Gathering (and suddenly Warcraft TCG), newer cards (as recent as the previous block) can be considered unanimously pack-fresh NM/MINT and will be specified if not as such. I sell only English cards, unless explicitly noted.   Your satisfaction with the condition of the cards from the shop is guaranteed (unless a scan was provided). I am not an unreasonable orangutan.

I do not sell collector's edition cards or proxies, every card in the shop is a real, tournament legal card (with the exception of an occasional 'unglued' or 'unhinged').

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I’ve tried to make this as simple and familiar as possible:

Mint (MINT) - Glorious!  Unplayed and ultra-crisp!  Spotless!

Near Mint (NM) - A very clean card with almost no imperfections, anyone not selling cards and without a grading scale to refer to for customer service might call these MINT.

Very Fine (VF) - Card shows almost no wear but has more than a single, two or three imperfections.  Very light wear.

Fine (F) - Worn, noticable imperfections over a lot of the card, but still playable without a sleeve in casual play.  Still only moderate wear.

Fair (FAIR) - Lots of wear, looks like crap, you will probably need a sleeve.  Still no rips, bends, creases, water damage.

Poor (POOR) - something specific is wrong with the card, either a rip, bend, writing...