HELLO! Glad you're here! I'll leave the blinds open a bit, so you can peek, if you're into that sort of thing
This page tells a little bit about me....and depending on your personal context, you may wish I was, or glad that I'm not your neighbor. If you're a MRS. GLADYS KRAVITZ-type of personality by all means, keep reading! A Neighborhood Watch could be in danger if you don't!!
He / She / It ??? I am FEMALE. That snooty looking, righteous, full of himself, pipe-smokin' guy you see as my avatar on the eBay boards, or when you click on my ME page (the image in the upper right corner). It is not me. The whole thing started when I first opened my eBay store COOL JUNK (the name may sound familiar to you).
The pipe-smoking dude is from a 50s era LIFE magazine advertisement that my MIL sent to me. Mr. Pipe Smoker said, (and still does) "It's Swell!" The tag line for my store was "Honey, I need this....with a picture of the complacent looking wifey giving her best smile to hubby, while sporting her freshest apron and "every day" pearl necklace.
I Forgot the Name of that Actor, Actress, or Movie!!!
I know, you're thinking.... "who was the guy/gal" in "that movie with that other guy/gal" ???? It's OK, don't fret. Go here. Internet Movie Data Base
Search on who you already know. Cross-reference. Get the answer in 30 seconds or less. Win bar bets on your iPhone.
Buying & Selling Used Books I worked in the market of on-line book selling for nearly 3 years, solo. Worked with another seller for 5 years. I wrote this to help out those buying or selling: Used Book Guide I included common terms, abbreviations, and classification. Also, what you should expect from a buyer, and how to be a better seller. You may find some useful goodies here.
What Time is it Over There?!? The World Clock application lets you know the local time in a variety of other countries. Very helpful if you post/sell to international markets. Customize for region(s) of your choice. Easy step-by-steps to accomplish this. When complete, it will appear in a separate window.
My Co-Worker's Neighbor's Friend's Uncle told Me That....? Hands down, Snopes is the # 1 site for de-bunking/verifying urban legends, and forwarded email missives. Archives. Accurately researched. Foil those that forward you pleading emails to donate to "missing" kiddies. Know when to delete emails supposedly from MicroSoft, Apple, Coca-Cola, etc. Smirk in your righteous knowledge.
Really, Really, Really Simple Steps to Add an Avatar
1 -Once logged in to eBay, click on the My eBay button, located in the upper right corner of your screen:
2 - Click on your user name.
3 - Once you're on the portion of My World: Your User ID, click the Edit Image link. My sample already shows my image....look below that for the link on where you need to click :
4 - You can then choose how to upload an image:
4A - From your computer. Click the button next to "Choose file from my computer." Next, select, "Chose file" and upload the desired image file. NOTE:For best results, use an image that is 150 pixels wide by 150 pixels high. Click "Save" when upload is complete.
4B - From stock images on eBay: you may decide to select from a stock group of images that eBay provides. Click on the button next to "or select an icon below" The default is that blank head thingie.....just select something else {please!}.
5 - Once satisfied with your selection, hit the "Save" button. You're done. You're now ready to "face" the world. It may take several hours for your image to appear.
The basic steps are as follows:
1 - Login in to your eBay account.
2 - Click the Create Your Page button.
3 - You can use the eBay creation wizard
3a - If you already know HTML, you can enter your own code.
4 - Add text, feedback, listings, links, and images.
5 - Choose your page layout.
6 - Click the Submit button to save your page.
After completing your "ME" page, and uploading, you will have the following icon displayed next to your user ID:
. By clicking on your "ME" icon, other eBay members can learn about your offerings, sales record, ToS, personal interests.... whatever you decide to share.
Advanced Fun Stuff for Posting Here's some interesting goods to "crank up the jams", make your posting easier to do, and add some differences to make your post stand-out...
Special Smilies Go beyond the basic format of :^). This snappy site has a wide variety of goods, such as CRAZY, BAR WENCH, BUILDINGS, and WEATHER symbols. Let everyone else wonder where you found it. A simple copy & paste will produce the desired result.
HTML Practice Board This is an easy way to hone your craft without making mistakes on the board that you can't fix after posting.
WTF? Have NFI What is Going on?? Use this site to figure out what people are saying. Extended list of acronyms for IM, SMS, and chat boards.
HTML Basics This is a good intro course to learn the primary HTML CODES.
Making Links with Wording you Choose The default for copying and pasting a link will be titled "LINK". If you prefer something else, click above for instructions on how to rename it
HTML Color Codes Note: when using the color codes, put in the code (the alphanumeric digits without the # symbol) to make it work properly.
Off-site Photo Hosting I use Photobucket [free source], but you can find what works for you. Just Google free+photo+hosting. You can use such sites to search for photos, upload your own from a computer, or URLs. Possibilities are endless for finding a fluffy duck, or cute kitten photos to add to a discussion in 30 seconds or less. Instructions are step-by-step easy.
Make Text Appear Upside Down Easy to read if you have a laptop, where you can flip the monitor physically. Try combining it with the backwards text. A real PITA to read!! Annoy your friends; impress your neighbors; make dyslexics cry. It's all up to you.
HTML Codes and Tips A buffet for HTML use. Includes links for such goodies as: different backgrounds on each page, animated bullets, and more. This site also has an excellent overview for "What not to do"
Font Choices for HTML Codes Note: the following fonts are considered "safe" for use on both Mac/PC -- arial, arial black, comic sans ms, courier, courier new, georgia, helvetica, impact, palatino, times new roman, trebuchet ms, verdana . That is, these are normally "default" fonts and should appear the same for every user.
Tomb Stone Generator Missing the chance to say "good bye" to someone or something--such as your siggie file? Want to express your irritation? Go here to create a monument to your loss or annoyance. Upload it via a hosting service, such as PhotoBucket.
Show How Much You Care Absolutely hilarious and entertaining site for you to share your own brand of cheeky humor. You can create your own church sign, make an official seal, have your own fire or police badge, wreak havoc at a movie marquee, own a rude bank, and many more. Be as creative as you want to be! Upload it via a hosting service, such as PhotoBucket. If you are really enamored with your creation, there are some options where you can actually purchase your little handicraft.
You Thought I said What?!? You can use this site to practice your "after-thought" format. You can write something, but act like you didn't want anyone to know. It appears as a stike through...so everyone can read your original, better idea. How clever of you ☺!!
De-Motivational Posters Do you have an annoying co-worker or roommate that hangs sucrose-sweet uplifting motivational posters such as "Open each day like an unwrapped gift"? It makes you want to vomit, right? Reclaim your territory and show you mean business with this snazzy site by using an embarrassing and/or unflattering photo of him/her with a zinger of a caption that you create! BONUS: You can purchase any of your freshly minted posters that you simply can't live without. Again, upload it via a hosting service, such as PhotoBucket.
How to Take a "Screen Capture" on Your Own Computer
PCs:
1 - Press the Print Screen key on your keyboard. It may be labeled [PrtScn].
2 - Open an image editing program, such as Microsoft Paint.
3 - Go to the Edit menu and choose Paste.
4 - If prompted to enlarge the image, choose Yes. Optional: Use your image editor's crop tool to crop out unnecessary portions of the screen shot.
5 - Go to the File Menu and choose Save As...
6 - Navigate to the folder where you want to save the image.
7 - Type a file name for the image.
8 - Upload to a file sharing service, if desired
MACs:
1- Hit SHIFT, + COMMAND key, {button w/Apple logo immediately to the left of the space bar} +the number 4 at the same time
2- A crossbar with a circle center appears. Draw a rectangle around the image on your computer you wish to capture.
3 - It will be saved by default to your desktop.
4 - Double click the image to open it in a Preview window
5 - From the File menu, Select "Save AS..."
6 - Type in a name to save the image file
7 - Upload to a file sharing service, if desired
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