Hey. Come on in. Don't be afraid to talk to us. Like the people at the office who won't meet our gaze. Or the sweaty guy behind the counter at the gas station who can't wait for us to leave. Don't be like that. It's just us. Just Cootie and X. And we have things to show you.

Cootie likes clothes, and you can imagine that her tastes run a little towards the dark side. Perhaps she'll have something that just calls to you, something that owns you before you own it. X is fascinated with the world of the strange. He is gathering books of arcane knowledge and other bits of hideous esoterica that make him cackle in that special way that makes nuns cry. Come on in. Poke around. See what pokes back. See what was destined to be yours. Maybe something will come Full Circle, right to you.