Male, 53, 6' 2", 250 pounds. Savant, epicure, Rhodes Scholar, M.D., PhD & VIP. Member of Mensa, speaks seven languages fluently. Served as Ambassador to Moscow and on Council of Foreign Relations. Dabbles in rocket science, quantum physics and in spare time devised a unified field theory. I have authored 15 books, 87 published articles, 23 screenplays, & 114 patents, one, a fully functional pocket time machine (batteries not included). I like to paint expressionist watercolors, write haiku poetry, & have composed 11 major symphonies (plus one opera in Bulgarian). Trained in Jungian psychology, lectures on Zen, practices safe alchemy. Awarded Medal of Honor for bravery. Climbed Everest and swam the English Channel twice. Won 3 Olympic gold medals, 6 Academy Awards, the Indy 500, & Kentucky Derby. Five time U.S. Open winner. Active in charity work with disabled female pro ice skaters. Performed Romeo & Juliet, met Elvis and attended Woodstock. Claimed Nobel Prize in medicine. Flew the Space Shuttle, addressed the U.N., played the Grand Ol' Opry & sold out Madison Square Garden. Beatified by the church. A par golfer, master craftsman, and gourmet cook. Broke the 4 minute mile. Consultant to multi-national corporations, brokered peace in the Middle East, Jeopardy champ. Has own personal wardrobe line and puts both legs of pants on simultaneously. Certified mechanic, advanced avatar & licensed oracle. Solved the Kennedy assassination. Circumnavigated the globe piloting own Lear jet and luxury yacht. Enjoys ballroom dancing. Enthusiastic skier, scuba diver, & collector of 14th century Moravian tapestries. Plants virus' in CRAY supercomputers for kicks. Direct descendant of Charlemagne. Capable of independently programming a VCR. Black belt in karate. Loves children and small furry creatures. Recycles. Doesn't smoke, drink, swear or snore. Fully committed to monogamy and family values. Cherishes intimacy. Devoted to maintaining long-term relationships through good communication. Compulsive house cleaner . Well studied in the Kama Sutra and not averse to providing maximum gratification with just a touch of discipline. Makes a mean latte too. Loves romantic walks along moonlit beaches, weeps at sunsets, & dreams of the day when humanity can live together in communal peace & enlightenment. Naturally being such a hip-happenin' renaissance kind of guy leaves one little time for amorous socializing, hence this communiqué. It is but my sincerest hope that I be considered worthy the attention of a warm, kind-hearted nymphomaniac willing to share my humble existence. So be not shy oh sweet, young cyber-warriors, send hither your tender e-mail that we might share the bliss of sublime, rapturous interface.

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