Power ranking aside, his eyelashes are 2 die 4

Dear Diary, he can live in my basement Mario!!

I'm a shopper..l love to window-shop, especially on Ebay - it's an addiction actually.  I can't quite sleep at night yet so Ebay keeps me company.  I became convinced I needed to minimalize my existence when I got the bill from the moving company for the 75 extra boxes I had to purchase...I must divest..I have eskewed all other addictions and will concentrate on divesting myself of some really lovely worldly goods.  Besides that, the love of my life has kindly asked that I share closet space with him and that has required a certain amount of winnowing out of shoes and such.  HOW SILLY!!  But you can help me with this task by bidding on the various shoes and handbags (the two biggest culprits ok??) and get me some space so I can prove to the Man I've grown up or evolved (he's very much into the evolved concept!!)    

I ship 2-3 times a week, try to get things out as quickly as possible. I pack things carefully - basically I pack them the way I'd hope to receive them - I don't make a practice of overcharging on postage - and I include delivery confirmations on every shipment because you and I both need to have some record of this right?

Now that you've read something about me, go read my feedback - granted, I admit I've had a few negatives but that can be related directly back to my refusal to be held hostage to some crazy Ebayers.  I feel my overall record speaks for itself - don't you think so?  And what does this record say: You crazy person! 

Now e-mail me and let me know what you think- even better what size shoe you are currently wearing because I'm floating somewhere between a 7-1/2 (Stuart Weitzman) and an 8-1/2 (Prada) and there could be something spectacular that I've never even worn that you can't live without!!!  Or give me life advice, I clearly need it because I need to raise my standards.  What I've been accepting as normal is just crazy talk.