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Are you as fed up with government as I am? I'm taking a stand. I am running for Governor of New Jersey.
New Jersey is the most corrupt state in the union. It is so commonplace that most of it isn't newsworthy anymore. The FBI arrested 20 elected officials in just one county, and some were back on the job the next day.
Through the conventional media, I could never get my message out. The internet is now the great equalizer in the political process.
The auctions I offer are satirical...a spoof...to bring attention to just a tiny slice of the problems in New Jersey. The certificates are real, and winning bidders will receive a document and a letter from me.
No matter what state you live in, you can help take a stand against Big Government. Visit my website, read my blog, and help me expose the problems facing every citizen today. We must get the government out of our lives, our homes, and our wallets. The two-party system has to end. If only two choices are enough, why does Baskin Robbins offer 31 flavors?
The truth is I will not "sell" your government like the Big Two parties have done for ages. I am the one viable candidate that is not for sale.
Thank you, and happy bidding!
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