Somewhere In The Southwest...

"I wish I had been born a man....the concerns are so simple: money and death." Kathrine Hepburn

"The fundamental reason that women do not achieve so greatly as men do is that women have no wives."Professor Marjorie Nicholson

"The surest way to be alone is to get married."Gloria Steinem

"There are many words you could use to describe men. You could say they are loving, kind, considerate.You'd be wrong, but you could say them. "Anonymous

"Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife." Shelly Winters

"Not all women are fools. Some are single." Bumper Sticker

"A man's home may seem to be his castle on the outside; inside it is more often his nursery." Clare Booth Luce

"Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women." Marion Smith

"As long as you know that most men are like children, you know everything." Coco Chanel

"When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living." Helen Rowland

"When two people marry they become, in the eyes of the law, one person, and that one person is the husband." Shana Alexander

"When he is sick, she nourishes him back to health. When she is sick, well, she can't stay sick for long." Daphne Simkins

Question: What's the fast way to lose 180 ugly pounds? Answer: Throw the bum out.

"The fact that women with the most education don't get married should have been the tip-off. They know better." Chelsea Munroe

"He certainly seemed like Mr. Right when we met. But if I met him now I'd run away screaming." Anonymous

"The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest they are too old to do it." Shirley MacLaine

"Don't ever make the mistake of trying to figure out what a man means when he says something. Parrots can string words together too." Anonymous

Ok, OK....Here's one for the guys...

A group of girlfriends are on vacation when they see a 5-story Hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only". Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

he sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome."Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.

They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, continue on.

n the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.

here they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."

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