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About Me: kyseralterego( 1216Feedback score is 1000 to 4,999) About Me

Nov-25-09 13:38:24 PST

Al Terego's Ebay Blah Blah Blah's

  • Payment is due within 10 days of the auction close. I will post you negative feedback and relist your item if I do not receive payment or make realistic arrangements with you within 10 days from the date of close. If you like to back out at the last moment, DO NOT BID.

  • Make sure your auto spam blockers are not blocking my emails which are sent automatically by Ebay after every auction!  Specifically, make sure your auto spamblocker is not blocking kyseralterego@gmail.com. 

  • I will treat you with utmost respect, timely attention, and professionalism. In turn, please pay promptly. Simply communicate what your plans are. You'll find I'm very easy to work with. We can have fun. Email me at Kyseralterego@gmail.com.

  • Feedback: I will of course leave you feedback. Contact me if there are problems. Please do not tantrum in the feedback section. I work everything out if you just contact me. I treat you right.

  • This Bullet Point serves absolutely no purpose as well. I'm addicted.

To the Honest, Respectful, and Patient:

Bid with confidence. I take care of you.

I look forward to many years of supplying you with the wanted items that you finally have been able to find, at the price you were willing to pay. Let me know what else you may be looking for. If I do not have it, I will always try to help you find it. Reach me at: Kyseralterego@gmail.com  I've been on Ebay long enough that I know exactly what I'm doing. I am efficient. I am experienced. I am hungry. I want some peanuts. Mmmm peanuts..... where was I? Must be time for bullet points to get me on task.

Payment:

  • Yes, I am happy to combine items on shipping for multiple items won. I want to treat you to a deal. Contact me before you pay. Reach me at Kyseralterego@gmail.com.  Payapal charges me a fee for every transaction. Hence, if you impatientely pay for each item separately, then I will charge you those fees. Please just contact me before paying.

I only take Paypal as it is instant, traceable, and easy. If you don't use paypal, why are you on ebay? Pay my paypal account kyseralterego@gmail.com at www.paypal.com.

Note: EBAY owns Paypal. Don't worry. It's safe and secure. A paypal account is actually FDIC insured up to $100,000. If you absolutely refuse to use electronic payments such as paypal because you are afraid of the Shadow Government Conspiracy and the New World Order tracking your information so the FBI, CIA, and NSA may keep a detailed track record of your personal Ebay habits... well... maybe bidding a penny on my auction isn't for you. Sorry. PAYPAL ONLY. However if you do decide to bid, you could wear your tinfoil hat (so THEY don't know) and I promise, I won't even try to microchip your neck. I promise.

  • The Deadbeat Bidder Excuse Wall Of Shame includes but by no means is limited to: You thought you paid for your bid, but forgot, because you have too many auctions to keep track of, because you are new to ebay with a feed back less than 5 and you don't have any money and you just like to bid because you are bored, and you were hoping that a preschool "peekaboo-like" reaction similar to out-of-sight-out-of-mind might occur and --> I <-- would forget about your debt owed, as U.F.O.'s have been abducting your broken computer which crashed from cyber-hackers digitally draining your bank account while your sister (who is dying from cancer) is in the hospital giving birth prematurely, due to the debilitating stress of your company laying you off after an unexpected volcano eruption melted your spouse's only checkbook (because their wallet got stolen while you were on vacation on order from your psychiatrist - as you are disabled with a severely psychotic depression-and are on psychotropic medications that cause you fatigue, insomnia and impulsivity in spending) which thus of course resulted in you not even knowing you won, as you you have your AUTO-SPAM blocks to block all incoming email and you keep getting notices from some guy named MAILDEAMON@MAILSERV.COM every time you send email, and you also didn't read the post completely, when you bid repeatedly each of the two or three times; because, like a Bizzaro-World-Tarzan, you can only speak English, and cannot read it, and therefore do not know how to communicate using any written forms of language other than an a very ancient (and of course now extinct) Caveman-like Viking Cuneiform (which you must only chisel in a sacred stone and stones are too heavy to send by mail ) that you learned from a mystic blind sage, who also just happened to be the one who suggested that your criminal-behavior-tendency-friend, who sometimes steals your medication at parties, use your account to bid, and it wasn't you, and you didn't know that you left your auto-password feature on that of course was why your cat "Mr. Mittens" (who routinely sleeps on your monitor against your wishes) randomly hit keys on your keyboard at the precise time you were only browsing the post repeatedly each time, thus you were a victim in this bid-winning situation as like a random powerball lottery winner, having hit the exact winning sequence of numbers (sometimes even repeatedly), resulting in a bid on the item and causing  you the above emotional angst and resulting in the utterly philosophical yet existentially debatable question for you of: "Do I still have to pay for what I (Mr. Mittens, criminal friend, or blind sage) bid on and won?"

    Yes.

    Sorry, Mr. Mittens.

    Shipping:

    • I try to ship ASAP following the processing of your payment. I keep you informed and send email about confirmation, problems or questions.
    • I do not play Texas Hold'em Poker with you on shipping. However, your shipping and handling charge helps to cover a small portion of the excessive posting fees and the obvious cost of the materials to ship. Hence, shipping will not always be exact to the penny. This is good business practice as it allows me to take care of you and give you exceptional customer service.
    • Yes, I am happy to combine items on shipping for multiple items won. I want to treat you to a deal. Contact me before you pay. Reach me at Kyseralterego@gmail.com.  Payapal charges me a fee for every transaction. Hence, if you impatientely pay for each item separately, then I will charge you those fees. Please just contact me before paying.
    • This item is listed to ship within the United States. International shipping rates will be based on locataion and are higher than posted. Outside the USA? Contact me for ship rates BEFORE PAYING. Kyseralterego@gmail.com

    If you need special arrangements, email me to work it out. I'll let you know if it is realistic or possible, and what any extra fees may be. I take care of you. Thank goodness this wasn't a bullet point.

    General Post Office Timing/Expectations Once Shipped (Business Days): Media Mail - 5 to 10 - Parcel Post - 7 to 14 - First Class - 3 to 7 - Priority Mail - 3 to 5 - Overnight - Next day.

    Don't waste time on other posts. My feedback proves I take care of you.

    You will be so happy with your bid, you just might need to tinkle.

    If you can read this line, you don't need glasses.
    To protect bidder privacy, when the price or highest bid on an item reaches or exceeds a certain level, User IDs will be displayed as anonymous names. For auction items, a bold price means at least one bid has been received.

    Note: Anonymous names may appear more than once and may represent different bidders.

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    User:tuckertoe9( 662Feedback score is 500 to 999)  Date:Nov-21-09 07:44:15 PST
    Praise: very pretty thanks
    User:theanteater( 430Feedback score is 100 to 499)  Date:Nov-20-09 18:19:54 PST
    Praise: Super quick shipping. Thanks a bunch!!!
    User:jwkwherm( 346Feedback score is 100 to 499)  Date:Nov-15-09 12:14:32 PST
    Praise: Excellent Communication-THANKS!
    User:jwkwherm( 346Feedback score is 100 to 499)  Date:Nov-15-09 12:14:32 PST
    Praise: Great Ebay seller
    User:releanmoon( 64Feedback score is 50 to 99)  Date:Nov-10-09 09:26:40 PST
    Praise: Awesome seller! Fast shipping! Thank you!
    User:releanmoon( 64Feedback score is 50 to 99)  Date:Nov-10-09 09:26:40 PST
    Praise: Thank you so much! Geat seller, easy to work with! Fast Shipping!
    User:$qu( 1804Feedback score is 1000 to 4,999)  Date:Oct-29-09 19:29:48 PDT
    Praise: Great buyer! A+++ Transaction. Hope you love the magnets!
    User:marke78*3( 300Feedback score is 100 to 499)  Date:Oct-28-09 11:35:18 PDT
    Praise: Took a while to ship. But received as described. Thanks!
    User:veyatie1968( 36Feedback score is 10 to 49)  Date:Oct-28-09 04:34:17 PDT
    Praise: As described! Fast Shipping! Thanx!
    User:krissy326( 58Feedback score is 50 to 99)  Date:Oct-26-09 16:50:36 PDT
    Praise: Great communication and item was as described. Thanks!

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