1. What or who is Lizandemma?

     Liz and Emma are my two teenage daughters(for more information see "Lizandemma Curse").

     Basically they have made my life miserable for the past four years and I'm just starting to recover.(see "Menendez Sisters" for more info)Luckily, they are starting to grow out the terrible teenage years. So with that, and with doubling my medication, my life is starting to improve.

   Parenting really is the hardest job. I have a sign in my house which reads "Raising children is like being pecked to death by chickens."

Don't get me wrong, I do love them both. It just takes all my energy to keep one step ahead of the little @%#(&&^darlings.

2. I read your Terms of Sale. Are you trying to be funny?

     Yes. I was trying to be amusing. Was I that vague?

3. Who are you in real life?

    In my real life, I 'm a retired police officer. In my fantasy life I'm Lynda Carter as Superwoman.

To Liz and Emma,I'm The "Wallet" with car keys.

4. What is the "Lizandemma Curse" and does it leave a mark?

     The Lizandemma Curse is a real curse and is given to non-paying bidders. In true Canadian fashion, there is no violence, but NPB do receive bad vibes,side glances and a general snubbing from me. That usually does it. It leaves a mark, but on the inside. Plus, there's that whole "withering and falling off" thing.