Mike Elsner is an odd little man. Often very bitter. He graduated from Trinity University with a double major in drama and communication. This explains why he has trouble finding a meaningful job/career. His greatest accomplishments include sock puppets. No, really. He's not saying that just to get the chicks who dig sock puppets. He's sometimes an insecure idiot who doesn't realize how much he has going for him. But he's often cute and funny (but not always at the same time).