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and now,...a little laughter for your day.........
My Survival instincts put to the test,..??!!!
I have discovered that Thor, My English Bull Terrier, DOES NOT like to climb up mountians but he LOVES to run down them!! imagine this: it's a peaceful afternoon-you have just CARRIED your 55# bull terrier up a steep mountainside trail b/c he REFUSED to go up of his own free will. You are looking down the other side of this rather tall, wet and very muddy mountain enjoying the breathtaking view when your dog sees some small insect maybe? or maybe he has just decided that payback will be exacted for dragging him up there. He takes off at full Bull terrier speed with you attached to his lead. Forget trying to hold your ground-the ground is wet and muddy from the previous nights rain storm-your only hope is to stay upright and KEEP UP! OMG!!! the dog who wouldn't climb to save his own life has suddenly developed agility beyond measure as he drags you down this HUGE mountain side (was that a BEAR that you just slid past??!!). Your boyfriend yells DUCK! (in between gails of laughter)just at the time you get wacked in the face with a tree branch and you spend the rest of this descent on your back hoping your nose is not broken. When you get to the end does your dog appologize?? absolutely not! Does he make sure you are not crippled for life?? NOPE! he immediately decides to anger some burrowing creature by digging up its home and kicking the dirt right into your face as you lay there helplessly waiting for an airvac to rescue you. now after I have told you all of this you have to wonder,......where was my survivial instinct when I said Honey,...lets get a bull-terrier!!
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