Pornprosusa.com No One Sells For Less No Matter What!!!
Pornpros was created by a couple of
business men that saw the outrageous prices that others charge for adult
products. As far as they're concerned, there's no reason why anyone needs to pay
up to 25 times the cost for any item made and that's not only in the adult
industry but in any industry today! They also felt that for a fair price, why
shouldn't shipping be included!?!? The last equation was can anyone sell these
products at low prices while importing only the highest quality items produced
by the best factories in the world and still make enough profit to stay in
business? After researching and dealing overseas for approx. 1 year prior to
even buying 1 item from anyone, the answer was YES! It can be done and so was
the birth of Pornprosusa!
For those of you that are still reading
this, I want to explain our different business model that allows us to give you
the best deals. I also want to explain why we are the most reasonable sellers on
eBay. Sure, you're thinking..." What! they have 75 feedback and they think they
know it all!?!?!?" Well, yes and no! You see, while this business has 75
feedback, our other businesses have many 1000's of satisfied customers! Why are
we reasonable? Well I can assure you that if you have a problem with ANYTHING we
sell, we will take care of your problems to your satisfaction within reason!
Here's why we can do what others can't... Our average sale on Ebay from our
other businesses is over $600.00 on average!
Yes, that's 600 and not 60 bucks! We
started Pornpros to provide for people that can't and don't want to spend up to
$100 on a single adult toy! I know I wouldn't! So, that being said, there isn't
a single (or combined) amount of items that you can buy from us that we can't
make sure that you will be satisfied with! I assure you that an order of lets
say 80 dollars is appreciated but it's not getting us rich and it won't even pay
for a dinner for my partner! In other words, we like the business but really
don't care about 80 dollars. We are fair to everyone. In addition, since we have
other businesses, we can afford to sell the best for the least dollar amount out
there since we don't need the profits from the adult toys to keep us in
business. (although it doesn't hurt to have a few extra dollars these days with
gas so high!)
We always put our money where our mouth is!
If you can find any item we carry for less
we will knock 20% off the price we have listed!!!* (with the shipping rates included
since you know some sellers price at 5 cents and charge 45 dollars for shipping
and that's not fair!) In addition we have the best customer service on Ebay! If
there is a problem, you can count on us to make it right! Unfortunately some
unscrupulous buyers try to take advantage of our customer service and ask for
discounts on the merchandise right after they win it!!! Can you believe the
nerve of these people!?!?!
We have had more than our share of people
wanting the items for free as well! Remember what I said above about why we
started Pornpros? We are doing it to make a small profit and to provide people
with reasonably prices super high quality adult products! I also said that we
have other businesses as well and this is important since you know that we are
not going to retire on anything Pornpros makes whatsoever! If you understand
that, then you understand that one of the main reasons we can sell the good
stuff lower than anyone else is due to us not needing the money generated by
Pornpros! We really don't! Some of you customers that are reading this and have
dealt with us before know this is true due to what we have done for you to make
your purchase a pleasant one when a REAL problems occurs!
We have 1 negative at the time this is
being written (or finished I should say) on 7-13-08, is a prime example of what
we mean by NOT being a real problem. We processed and shipped on time as usual
and the guy writes us to say the post office misrouted the package and that it
would be a day or so longer to get to him and what are we going to do about
this? I already knew that he wanted the order at a discount or for free! I told
him that if it was lost or if it didn't show up that we would take care of him
but the post office didn't say that, they said that it was being corrected and
that it was their fault and that they were sorry about that. His reply to us was
"Not the answer I wanted"! I said I was sorry but it's not our fault. He said
that we should take responsibility for the post office!?!?!? I said, they don't
pay me to do their job and I also notice that you are not asking them for
something for free, why not as it was their fault and they fully admit it!
Anyway, 1 day later his order shows up and
he runs right to the computer and puts a negative in for our lousy customer
service and that he will not buy from us again! I have new for him, I don't want
him as a customer! Would you? As I was saying before that rant, we don't have to
do what we do in the way our customer service is. We don't have to sell these
products on Ebay. We don't even have to sell these products at all! We don't
have to buy the good stuff to sell. We don't even have to have the business
Pornpros at all. However we do and the good outweighs the bad for sure. The
majority of the customers we have had already are great! Pleasant to work with
and we really like when people tell us they like our items and service. We even
have an email file that the comments go into! (Names and email addresses removed
of course!).
Privacy is another thing! In the real
world, I really don't care what other people think of me. That kind of thing
stopped after high school and the peer pressure that everyone has to endure as a
kid. However, I wouldn't like someone telling the whole neighborhood that I just
bought the Mr. Ed Horse Cock with Motorized Head and Bucking Action for the
wife! (It's an example, to my knowledge nothing like that exists that I have
ever seen) For that fact, I wouldn't like it to happen to you! That's why we
have shredders in every office as well as the shipping dept! We also keep our
records in a secure non-networked off-sight storage using Western Digital
1-Terrabyte Hard Drives! If it's not on a network or has the internet hooked to
it, there is no way on earth that anyone can break into it and steal the data!
We do not, under any circumstances, give out information to anyone regarding
merchandise purchased or payment information! No names are on the packages or
shipping container that's delivered with your merchandise. All auctions are
private and no one can find out what it is that you bought no matter what! I
wouldn't want it to happen to me! I wouldn't let something happen to you that I
wouldn't want to happen to me!
(Pretty Long About Me huh??) (You wanted to
know about us, so I'm telling you everything you need to make an informed
decision to buy from us!)
I have been in the adult industries for 24
years in one way or another (owner of a chain of video stores in the 80's. Adult
novelties company for years as well.) Now the only thing we have in the adult
industry are the toys and adult wear that we sell. However, as I said above, I
have other companies that make anything that Pornpros could ever hope to make
pale in comparison. I do it because I like the products and the customers. It's
a very interesting business.
So sum up this about me raving that I have
been on, I want to say that we are the company that you want to deal with.
Anyone that's sane will realize this very quick. We are not a Mom & Pop company
working out of a house like many. We are not doing this for extra money to send
Johnny to Summer Camp. We have real offices with real employees and
unfortunately we pay real rent on a very long contract for the offices we have.
If you want to see how good we are, buy something and see for yourself! Anyone
can afford our prices as you have probably already figured out. Thanks for
reading and take care! ......Scott (Partner-Pornprosusa.com Corp.)
*Must be $1.00 or more less than Pornpros current
price on the identical item with shipping included.
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SEE OUR ADULT TOYS AND PYREX GLASS PRODUCTS!!!
Always Remember...
NO ONE SELLS FOR LESS NO MATTER WHAT!!!
All Pornpros Auctions
are 100% Private!! Buyers will received their items in a plain package with no
identifying marks on it whatsoever. Even our name is not on it! All Items we
carry are Brand New!!!
Pornpros accepts: PAYPAL! Visa, Master Card, Discover, & American Express,
Money Orders, Cashiers Checks, & Moneybookers
too!
Pornpros Corporate Address is: SP LLC.
2217 N. IL. Route 83. Round Lake Beach IL. 60073. Phone 224-372-7229 Email:
Ebay@Pornprosusa.com
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