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About Me: razor6string( 369Feedback score is 100 to 499) About Me


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Hey there, I'm Ray, I live in a log cabin in picturesque eastern Kentucky, on the summit of Laurel mountain(1266ft) at the head of Deadman Branch, ancestral homeplace of my grandfather, who was a fullblooded Piscataway indian. A Michigan/Alaska transplant since 1978, an MSU, MIT alumnus, a collector of vintage electric guitars and various other offbeat junk. I own a small guitar repair shop specializing in custom made guitars. Having lived here this long, I feel comfortable to poke fun at the natives.
(see below)

"You might be from Kentucky if.............

1. You have more guns than teeth.
2. You've ever pawned the TV because the VCR payment was late.
3. You have the "Rent-to-own" store on speed-dial.
4. People keep stopping at your yard sale, but you're not having one.
5. You have to take off your boots to count higher than 10.
6. You let the dog lick your cuts because it's cheaper than "Band-aids".
7. You can't remember if you own a toothbrush.
8. You install a satellite system and it doubles your property value.
9. Your bumper sticker says "Possum....the other white meat".
10. You've ever sold the tires off your truck to buy gas.
11. Your idea of a good mechanic is one that takes foodstamps as payment.
12. You voted for the Mayor because he "chews" your brand.
13. You think "New Jersey" is a calf.
14. Your car has a "four on the floor" and "a fifth under the seat".
15. You open a new bottle of whiskey and throw away the cap.
16. You've ever forged your wifes signature on her paycheck.
17. You've ever sold your knife to buy a 12 pack.
18. You have cats because your dog likes latenight snacks.
19. You have cats because "YOU" like latenight snacks.
20. The number of channels your satellite gets is higher than your I.Q..
21. You're over 40 and still live with your parents.
22. You've ever shot anything through the window of your truck.
23. Your homeowners insurance is through Smith & Wesson.
24. The guy at "the Home Shopping Network" recognizes your voice.
25. Someone is reading this to you because you can't.
26. You go fishing more than once a day.
27. You have a gun in your truck, but no spare tire.
28. You think you don't need "car insurance" because you drive a truck.
29. You have all the episodes of "Dukes of Hazzard" on tape.
30. You don't buy tissues because "pickin's free".
31. The Andy Griffith theme is the only song you can whistle.
32. You have more dogs than toes.
33. You win the lottery and buy a "double-wide".
34. You have 6 cars but only 1 battery.
35. You think "inbreeding" means foolin' around at a motel.
36. Your barn is nicer than your house.
37. You've ever rushed home so you wouldn't miss "Hee-Haw".
38. You have more than 3 kinds of meat in your freezer.
39. You have to ask more than 2 neighbors to find out what day it is.
40. You have a chicken coop made by Chevy.
41. You've ever swiped a pack of your grannies camels.
42. You have to "spit" more than twice in the same sentence.
43. You've ever been arrested for loittering at the library.
44. You have to "twist the bulb in" because the switch don't work.
45. You can't remember what your last job was.
46. You're related to your wife by other than marraige.
47. You own a $3000 tool set and drive a $300 car.
48. You've ever hit an animal on the road and took it home for supper.
49. You've ever syphoned gas out of the lawnmower to put in your truck.
50. You have familly members you call "mamaw" and "papaw".
If any of these sound familiar to you, check your zip-code, you might be from Kentucky.
Dr. Ray Gilliam Ph.D.,B.S.
 Copywrite 2000 Ray Gilliam, PO Box 1, Crockett, Ky. 41413,
Razor6string@yahoo.com

Hey! I didn't want cheese!- Last time I use the "fly-up" window!

Favorite internet sites

Vintage Guitar on-line

Garfield the cat on-line

Aiken guitar amps


Nov-27-09 22:33:02 PST

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Rays' Guitars
PO Box 1
Crockett, Ky.
41413
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