Crazy Saint Bernard Lady on Ebay

Ever since I was a little girl, (1950's and 1960's) I always wanted to have a Saint Bernard but my parents always told me that it would be a sin to own one in Texas because of the heat. So instead, I collected Saint Bernard figurines, stuffed animals and pictures. Then at the age of 46, our family lost our beloved dog and I started to search the internet for a new dog for my family. I learned that there were a tremendous amount of Saints in Texas in need of a home that had been abandoned, partly due to the popularity of the "Beethovan" movies. So my husband, daughter and I agreed to adopt one and give it a "Forever Home" and we have since been owned and operated by Miss Anna Belle Louise. She has her own couch in an air conditioned house and we keep her shaved during the heat. She doesn't even like to go out during the winter months-it's too cold-60 degrees. She drools, she snores, she steps on your feet (and it hurts) and she knocks everything over and we love her dearly.

You see, she thinks she is small. She goes limp when you come to pet her because she thinks you can pick her up, she tries to get under a 10 inch table because she thinks she can fit, and she rams you like a line backer because she thinks you are her size and wants to play. Most of the time she just sleeps but when she's awake, everyone knows it!

I have promised my husband that I won't become the Crazy Saint Bernard Lady on Ebay and have so far managed to buy nothing more than a set of Saint Bernard Salt and Pepper Shakers, but I can tell he is worried.

I have a MBA Degree in Elementary Education with an endorsement in Mental Retardation but I work as a System Administrator now. I can't go too long without getting my creative fix and I simply have the most scathingly brilliant ideas!!

I have combined all my computer and educational skills in designing some great websites of some fun and easy to follow instructions on several craft projects. Martha Stewart better watch out for me.

Well, ya'll didn't ask for my life story so Goodbye, Happy Ebaying and remember, Drool is Cool and Slime Flys When You're Having Fun!

Save the Saints!!!

Miss Anna Belle All Dressed Up to Go Trick or Treating
Halloween 2002