MAN UP

TASTE OF CHAOS 2008 - THE GREATEST CONCERT ON EARTH

WHAT'S UP YALL? WELCOME TO THE HANDBOOK FOR HOUSEGUESTS. COME ON IN AND WATCH OUT FOR JASON'S SKATEBOARD. KWANTSU, DUDES!

Kevin: All right let's see what we've got... I don't care if it don't look good,just fit...
[noticing the 'GFH' initials on the suit]
Kevin: GFH?
[he looks further and he found the brand tag]
Kevin: Groverton Funeral Home? I'm dead... I'm *dead*...
[guests wondering what 'GFH' stands for at Kevin's suit]
1st Guest: What is that stand for?
Kevin: My great-grandfather, General Francois Heimlich Manuever, World War 1 and 2
1st Guest: Good guy.
2nd Guest: What does it stand for?
Kevin: Gemstones Furs, and Haberdasheries.
[to 3rd guest]
Kevin: Graduated, Full Honors, Oxford. I guess you wouldn't know about that.
3rd Guest: I went to Harvard
Kevin: Yeah, Harvard *Street*
[to a Priest]
Kevin: Oh, It's a gospel group I was with, Godliness, Faithful and Honest
Priest: Ah, amen.
Kevin: [to other guests] Geeks For Hire,a temporary service. You'd fit it, you ought to call us. Gas From Humans... Girls From the Hood... G-strings For the Huge... Gotta Feed the Hungry... Girls Feeding Homies
Waitress: It's that a joke?
Kevin: [to a female guest] Good, Fine and Healthy and baby, you're it. *BAM!* You know what I'm saying?

Mac: [Johnny and Mac are in Shock for a moment as the camera angle focuses on a hand holding a kitchen knife] I'd put that knife down if I were you!
[the Camera Angle starts pointing up revealing Iggy's Face]
Iggy: Seriously, if you don't want chives, I wont put em in.
Johnny: Well, I want chives bro.
Mac: Iggy, you're here every day, and every night, don't your Parents wonder where you've been?
Iggy: Mr. MC.Quinn, My Parents are locked up in a Bio-Screen in Arizona, Pimento?
Mac: Huh?
Iggy: ...It's like a little Tomato. Yes, Bio-Screen, lots of plants n animals, no one else allowed in anywhere around them. look, for it to be hard for me to explain it to a layman, like Yourself.
Mac: Iggy, You know what you need, is a professional listener.
Johnny: He visits the School shrink every day.
Mac: Not helping, and don't your parents ever feed ya, and don't they ever provide you with enough clothing besides MY BOXER SHORTS!
Iggy: [Looks down at the Shorts He's wearing] These are yours?
Mac: YES!