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Hmmm...a little glimpse into what the Templamental Girl is all about. Hip, hip hooray boys and girls. Settle in with a cold Yoohoo drink and a movie size box of Junior Mints because we could be here awhile.
As a spoiled rotten child growing up in Oklahoma, I relished rainy, dark days when I could play hookey from school and feign dramatic sickness to my equally spoiled rotten mother. It was quite the life. *wipes drippings of sarcasm from chin* The stuff dreams are made of!
While my father was out on the road making a hard living for us, or so we thought, I would piddle away with my notebooks and my imagination creating scenarios in my head that would send Sylvia Plath running for the Willie Wonka factory. I would mentally pack our mauve tapestry suitcases and fill them with dozens of pairs of pristine white socks, enough to be able to change them five times a day. I would gently nudge 2 boxes of Melba Toast into either corner to nibble on while we waited for the black train to come a tooting in to wisk us away. Ahhh, I can still see the smoke rising in the air!
Sadly, this scenario never actualized and I was forever banished to my notebooks and my drawings. Evidently, it must have rained quite a bit in high school because all of my drawing and introspection paid off and I was honored with a 4 year honors scholarship to a well reknown art school up North. I didn't take a train, but upon take-off I visualized that white plane black with a puff of smoke rising from the top.
And so you ask, what became of this young girl with her art? Do you really need to ask me that? You're looking at it kid. *jumps off of stool and goes to find said notebook*
Now on to the good stuff...a few notes about the Templates...
On my auction listing page, you will find a vast assortment of Templates and About Me pages that you may purchase. Some you may find very boring (try not to tell me about this) and some you may find to be an exact match for your Ebay business. All font styles, sizes and colors may be changed to suit your needs, so just let me know if you wish for this to happen. Now, I can't change your husband into a loving, garbage-taking out fool, but I can work my magic on your template, so feel free to ask, demands will get you no where real quick.
I can also make any of the templates you see into matching About Me pages as well. If you are interested in a custom template to match your auction product, just let me know and I can see if I can pull a rabbit out of my hat. I will say though that I am not a big fan of monster trucks, 4x4s and any other "big truck" themed templates so chances are, I will be laughing my head off when you send me requests for these.
I do my best to get a few new templates and products up for auction each week, it really just depends on if my medication is working sufficiently enough to get the creative juices flowing and No, popping a few Pez candies won't do the trick, trust me.
Frequently Asked Questions:
(I decided to put this section since they are asked so often.)
Q: Can you change the font size, style and color on the templates for me?
a: Yes, the text style within the description portion can be changed.
Q: Can you make me a matching About Me page or Storefront?
a: Yes, I can! I can make matching About Me and Storefront pages for any of the template designs.
Q: Do you really hate emails?
a: No, I LOVE them! However, I do NOT like hate mails so if the need should arise to do so, scribble your thoughts on paper and mail them to me via snail mail c/o The Easter Bunny, 1234 North Pole. I promise it will get to me. :)
Q: You come across as really sarcastic in your write ups and I'm scared of you.
a: I am as gentle as a kitten and I LOVE a good laugh so feel free to email me your jokes.
Q: You seem very funny, does your husband or boyfriend laugh all of the time?
a: He is actually sick of me and is considering renting me out at parties, please let him know if you are interested. I will need to be stationed very close to the bar though.
Now on to other news...
Charities near and dear to my heart.
 
Template Guidelines
When purchasing a template, you are purchasing the right to use the template in your ebay auctions only, unless previously discussed with me. Not via telepathy or assumption, but through email or personal conversation. The template graphics, html coding and the template in entirity is not for resale in whole or in part.
Seperate purchases for Auction Template pages, About Me pages and Storefront Templates are required.
My logo and copyright information must remain intact AND visible to the naked eye, not by means of 3D glasses or infrared light, at the bottom of the template for continued use by you.
*Disclaimer: Some or all of the above may be grossly misrepresented or mistold. I am not held responsible for untruths in this page.
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