Nicholson Science has developed a pheromone protocol that stops juvenile delinquency immediately. Your teen will never run away again. Your faithless son will no longer feel compelled to run away and do battle with America. Your teen daughter will stop beating her grandmother. Your bitter teen will give up her biker life and prefer a nice sweet boy her own age that you will like, too. Your undistracted teen will now be able get higher grades in school. Your teen-age daughter will ASK you if she can do chores around the house. She will ASK to go to summer school to catch up with her peers after wanting to drop out. Stop nailing the windows shut at night. Stop worrying about STD's, your daughter staying out all night, his or her tendency to overdose on alcohol or drugs, academic failure, and anxiety. Start being proud of your entire family again!
A pheromone is a chemical emitted by one organism that affects the behavior or physiology of another organism of the same species. The paternal pheromone is normally passed in kisses during quality time as children, but that is when the father is present in the home, that is when the father is emotionally close to his children, that is when the father does not bathe too much or use dandified cosmetics which are prophillactic against pheromonal communication. The pheromone is odorless, colorless, tasteless, and only barely perceptible. (Intuition is a chemosense.) The pheromone reception areas thickly cover the upper half of the human respiratory system (microvillar or microciliary cells). The human scent glands are the largest and most active of any species. The tendency to juvenile delinquent behavior is due to a paternal pheromone deficiency, like a vitamin deficiency, and is just as easily and just as effectively treated by supplying the missing pheromone. The paternal pheromone on sugarless chewing gum vehicle is safe and effective for the treatment of ungovernable behavior in teens and pre-teens. It is hypoallergenic (no one ever gets allergic to kisses). It is collected in a sanitary manner using good laboratory practices. It is classified as a "home remedy" and not subject to US FDA regulation since there is no processing or packaging of the pheromone. Paternal pheromone is a natural product, nothing is synthesized and nothing is added. It comes packaged in the gum's plain wrapping in a paper envelope with complete instructions sent via the USPS. Satisfaction is guaranteed, period. We set no limits on our warranty at all. Our esteemed medical scientists have many peer-reviewed medical journal articles and been interviewed by BBC-TV, Canadian Broadcasting, Australian Broadcasting, the Times of London, Discover, Popular Science and many others.
Side effects include jealousy by the teen's osculation partner(s). Jealousy can be ameliorated or prevented entirely, just follow enclosed instructions. Another side effect is the setting of ambitious goals. Testing began on this product in 1987 and so far every goal set has been reached, so we are not sure this is a problem. Reproduction is often delayed to the late twenties or thirties. We have noticed health improvements in a number of autoimmune illnesses, but we make no health claims yet for paternal pheromone. Human pheromone is the effective ingredient in family therapy, an effective treatment for alcoholism and drug addiction. However, drug addiction competes with pheromone reception at reception centers in the brain and may damage pheromone receptivity temporarily. We recommend addicted teens first complete substance withdrawal without substitutes under family physician supervision before paternal pheromone treatment. In addition, NSAIDS like aspirin inhibit the breakdown of paternal pheromone components. Pheromone components are species specific and work synergistically (not surprisingly, exactly like some omege 3 and 5 fatty acids in fish oils which are chemically similar to some components), so NSAIDS should be avoided two days prior and during treatment.
Bubba Nicholson
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