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• We accept PayPal and money orders, checks, credit cards, your first born, no wait that's not a fair trade I raised my kids already!
• Payment is Expected within 7 days.....Not when the cow's come home.....And please calculate that 7 days in human years...not dog years!

So PLEASE DON'T BID IF..........

• You are being sent overseas on a top secret mission and won't be around to respond or Pay!.....

• The President called you to the White House for a consultation on the economy and foreign affairs......

• You just have fun pressing all those cute little buttons on your keyboard......

• You love to window shop, but don't want to spend your money....

• You just won the lottery, but you are only going to use the money to "Save the World"

• You would be considered "Jail Bait" by authorities.....

• You are going to be incommunicado for a long long time!

• You are waiting for the sentencing hearing and a possible 25 to life sentence...............

All sales are AS IS, I strongly recommend that you add $1.70 for shipping insurance. I take every precaution to ensure safe delivery of your order, occasional mishaps do occur that are beyond my control, not responsible for the loss of uninsured packages. I pack each item with care buy if you choose not to insure, I can not be held responsible. I am not an expert but I do honestly try to describe each item as accurately as I can. Please email any questions prior to bidding

Don't panic, but we ship United States Postal Service unless you request otherwise. I have no control over the rates and they are constantly changing so sometimes I use a flat shipping rate! ... Please be aware that if you ship USPS without insurance I cannot be held responsible for loss or damage by the Post Office.

• Generally my psychic abilities don't work well out of State or in State for that matter . I will get a massive brain implosion trying to connect with you to and zone in on any questions you may or may not have so email me any questions prior to bidding!

I will e-mail the winner with the total amount to be paid once the auction is closed and has been won. All winning bidders must make contact within 72 hours after the auction close (as per eBay rules) to let me know how and when payment will be made. Communication is key! Payment must be made within 7 days of the auction close through PayPal or credit card through PayPal. I also accept just about any form of payment, check, money orders, etc....

                          Final Note

As hard as I try to achieve perfection, I have not reached that lofty state and occasionally do screw-up ( Did I actually say that out loud!)  If this happens please email me BEFORE leaving feedback so I can GROVEL, BEG YOUR FORGIVENESS, WHINE, CRY and offer to be your SLAVE FOR LIFE.....Possibly a refund as well, although shipping either way is not refundable.

Thanks for Looking.

Good Luck, Laugh, it's good for you....and Remember "It's only funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's hysterical! " Please check out my other auctions...I list lots of great new things daily!

I am currently working on my web page and it will be listed soon and have all kinds of goodies, but if you are looking for something special please email me at

  Ravens9671@Aol.Com or Uniquekeeps@Hotmail.Com