this is me
and
this is my husband
AND THESE ARE MY DAUGHTERS 
AND EBAY IS MY HOBBY
AND HERE IS THE ABOUT ME PAGE
BACK IN COLLEGE
A BOY NAMED AGUS ROAP
TOLD ME HE SAW MY FUTURE LIKE THIS-
I NEVER SPOKE TO HIM AGAIN
IN MY PURSUIT TO CHANGE THIS IMAGE
I IMMEDIATELY PACKED MY BAGS, MOVED TO VEGAS TO BEGIN MY CAREER
AS A
SHOW GIRL!!!
BELIEVE IT OR NOT
THEY WERE NOT
HIRING AT THE TIME
SO I FELL IN LOVE AND GOT MARRIED INSTEAD
HAD TWO BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTERS
BUT I REFUSE TO TAKE UP KNITTING
AND
TOOK UP SHOPPING
UNTIL THERE WAS NO ROOM LEFT IN THE HOUSE
AND THEN ZOR SAID
NOOOOO!!!!!
SHE SAID,
"YOU SHOULD SELL YOUR STUFF ON EBAY"
AND MY HOBBY BEGUN
THANKS ZOR
AND TO THIS DATE I HAVE LOST MORE MONEY SELLING ON EBAY, BUT I CAN SEE MY FLOOR AND AS YOU CAN TELL FROM MY PICTURES THEY ARE SPOTLESS..
THANK YOU
So do me a small favor
if you could please bid high and buy my stuff
then I can continue my hobby, make me feel all warm and fuzzy.
and most importantly keep me from looking like this
thank you...ureadyfredi